writing of the week

TRUE TALES OF TERROR

          Tonight’s story,
 “Mirror Mirror on the Wall”
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Fidley checked her dark, voluminous, teased hair in the mirror. Perfect. 

“You almost ready?” her roommate Quipper asked from their shared college apartment combination kitchen-living room-foyer.
            
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WHY MY WILLY IS LIKE TOURIST TRAPS

​My willy is like...
 
Mount Rushmore because it’s hard as granite, but it sits outside all night long and consequently is suffering from exposure to the elements.
 
The Golden Gate Bridge because if workmen start painting at one end of it, by the time they’ve finished the entire expanse, it needs repainting.
 
The Grand Canyon because it inspires awe and wonder in people of all ages who come to stand on its rim and gaze at the majestic splendor.
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SPACE ALIEN JUST WANTS TO BE HELD

In a joint statement released Tuesday, the United States military and NASA have verified evidence of intelligent life in the universe.
 
“We can no longer consider ourselves to be unique in the universe,” said a spokesman of some sort. “We are one of potentially millions or billions of intelligent species.”
 
Details about the government’s findings are slim, but reporters have confirmed that a living extraterrestrial creature has been seen on Earth’s surface. 
 
The alien, first spotted in the cornfields of a farm in rural Nebraska, made contact with a  
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video of the week

VACATION MEMORIES
"The Box"

It's not pleasant.

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fun and games
​of the week

audio of the week

SUSPENSE:​
​A Radio Drama

Captivating tales of radio drama audio designed to keep you in suspense.
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poster boy
​of the weak

comic of the week

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found humor
​of the week

It wasn’t the bulging eyes of the naked father figure that terrified me.
 
Nor was it the cherubic red cheeks of the blushing calf in his oshkosh overalls and nothing else, smiling slyly at me.
 
No, it was the corn-fed country kindness of the mother, dressed in her Sunday best, happily offering to pour me a cup of the frothy fresh mother’s milk forcefully pulled from her teets.
 
That’s what shook me to the core.
 
Plus, they’re all puppets, so that’s creepy in and of itself.
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​FOUND HUMOR

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Martin Luther King Jr. eats a baby.
 
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