MISHEARD LYRICS - VOLUME TWO
Music is great. People are dumb. So they often sing the wrong lyrics at the top of their lungs. And we laugh at them. Here are some of the worst misheard lyrics from dumb people.
Blowin In the Wind – Bob Dylan
Actual Lyrics: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.
Misheard: The ants are my friends; they're blowin' in the wind.
Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen
Actual Lyrics: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Misheard: Saving his life from this warm sausage tea.
Hotel California – Eagles
Actual lyric: On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair.
Misheard: On a dark desert highway, cool whip in my hair.
Wake Me Up Before You Go Go – Wham
Actual lyric: Wake me up before you go go, I don’t want to miss it when you hit that high.
Misheard: Wake Me Up Beware of Yo-yo. Don’t want that slinky there to hit my eye.
Yellow Submarine - Beatles
Actual Lyrics: We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine.
Misheard: We all live in a yellow submarine, at least until in imploded, near the Titanic.
Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer
Actual lyric: Might as well face it. You’re addicted to love.
Misheard: Might as well face it. You’re a dick with a glove.
Shake It Off – Taylor Swift
Actual lyric: Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off.
Misheard: Baby, I’m just gonna shave, shave, shave, shave, shave I shave it off, I shave it off.
Rhythm Nation – Janet Jackson
Actual lyric: People of the world today, Are we looking for a better way of life? We are a part of the rhythm nation.
Misheard: People of the world today, Are we looking for a better view of my… boobs?
Take A Chance on Me – ABBA
Actual lyric: If you change your mind, take a chance, I'm the first in line, take a chance.
Misheard: If you change your mind, Jackie Chan, I'm the first in line, Jackie Chan.
Fat Bottomed Girls – Queen
Actual Lyrics: Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round.
Misheard: Kim Kardashian got gargantuan butt implants.
Wannabe – Spice Girls
Actual lyric: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last forever, friendship never ends.
Misheard: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta kill all my friends. Make it last forever, this friend sh*t never ends.
Super Freak - Rick James
Actual lyric: She's a very kinky girl, The kind you won't take home to mother. And she will never let your spirits down, Once you get her off the street.
Misheard: She's a very kinky girl, The kind you won't take home to mother. But you could take her home and hold her as a sexual slave for weeks at a time.
Baby One More Time – Britney Spears
Actual lyric: And give me a sign. Hit me baby one more time.
Misheard: And give me a sigh. Hit my baby one more time.
I Believe I Can Fly – R Kelly
Actual lyric: I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it every night and day. Spread my wings and fly away.
Misheard: I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch that guy. I think about kids every night and day. Spread my legs and fly away.
Blinded by the Light - Manfred Mann's Earth Band
Actual Lyrics: Blinded by the light, Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night.
Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche, a bubble rolling on my thigh.
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough - Marvin Gaye
Actual lyric: Ain't no mountain high enough, Ain't no valley low enough, Ain't no river wide enough, To keep me from getting to you, babe.
Misheard: Ain't no mountain high enough, Ain't no valley low enough, Ain't no river wide enough, To keep my dad from shooting me.
Blowin In the Wind – Bob Dylan
Actual Lyrics: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.
Misheard: The ants are my friends; they're blowin' in the wind.
Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen
Actual Lyrics: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Misheard: Saving his life from this warm sausage tea.
Hotel California – Eagles
Actual lyric: On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair.
Misheard: On a dark desert highway, cool whip in my hair.
Wake Me Up Before You Go Go – Wham
Actual lyric: Wake me up before you go go, I don’t want to miss it when you hit that high.
Misheard: Wake Me Up Beware of Yo-yo. Don’t want that slinky there to hit my eye.
Yellow Submarine - Beatles
Actual Lyrics: We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine.
Misheard: We all live in a yellow submarine, at least until in imploded, near the Titanic.
Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer
Actual lyric: Might as well face it. You’re addicted to love.
Misheard: Might as well face it. You’re a dick with a glove.
Shake It Off – Taylor Swift
Actual lyric: Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off.
Misheard: Baby, I’m just gonna shave, shave, shave, shave, shave I shave it off, I shave it off.
Rhythm Nation – Janet Jackson
Actual lyric: People of the world today, Are we looking for a better way of life? We are a part of the rhythm nation.
Misheard: People of the world today, Are we looking for a better view of my… boobs?
Take A Chance on Me – ABBA
Actual lyric: If you change your mind, take a chance, I'm the first in line, take a chance.
Misheard: If you change your mind, Jackie Chan, I'm the first in line, Jackie Chan.
Fat Bottomed Girls – Queen
Actual Lyrics: Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round.
Misheard: Kim Kardashian got gargantuan butt implants.
Wannabe – Spice Girls
Actual lyric: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last forever, friendship never ends.
Misheard: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta kill all my friends. Make it last forever, this friend sh*t never ends.
Super Freak - Rick James
Actual lyric: She's a very kinky girl, The kind you won't take home to mother. And she will never let your spirits down, Once you get her off the street.
Misheard: She's a very kinky girl, The kind you won't take home to mother. But you could take her home and hold her as a sexual slave for weeks at a time.
Baby One More Time – Britney Spears
Actual lyric: And give me a sign. Hit me baby one more time.
Misheard: And give me a sigh. Hit my baby one more time.
I Believe I Can Fly – R Kelly
Actual lyric: I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it every night and day. Spread my wings and fly away.
Misheard: I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch that guy. I think about kids every night and day. Spread my legs and fly away.
Blinded by the Light - Manfred Mann's Earth Band
Actual Lyrics: Blinded by the light, Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night.
Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche, a bubble rolling on my thigh.
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough - Marvin Gaye
Actual lyric: Ain't no mountain high enough, Ain't no valley low enough, Ain't no river wide enough, To keep me from getting to you, babe.
Misheard: Ain't no mountain high enough, Ain't no valley low enough, Ain't no river wide enough, To keep my dad from shooting me.
